Archive for November, 2010

Dianna Agron is a Gleeful sex addict

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Dianna Agron may be the dethroned Queen Bee of McKinley High in Glee, but on our screens and in the sheets, she proves she still is the Meanest Bitch we could feast our eyes on.

And thankfully this slutty whore has found time to get away from her man Pettyfer and pose for some fuck pictures with her different lovers, all evidently so much older than her. But her partners we could care less about, just seeing that whorish pout on Dianna’s face is already enough for me to reach inside my pants and take my cock out for a little quickie. Just look at that nasty slut asking for her pussy sucked and her ass fucked hard.

Ooh, how I would love to fuck that cheerleader’s ass deep and hump it as hard as I can. Maybe I can even ask her to belt out a few lines from her Glee songs while I stuff my big dick into that yummy pink lips. Just suck and blow, Agron. Suck and blow.

Miley Cyrus spreading her birthday pussy wide

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Who knew that Miley Cyrus was such a domestic goddess? For when she turned 18, the first thing she did in the morning was do the laundry. Yes, after waking up from a sultry sleep, her first thought was that her panty got so wet in the night and she had to wash all her cum off of it.

Who’d have thought chicks had wet dreams too? Well certainly for this young singer, her dream was probably still so real she had to take all her clothes off the morning after and then continue with fingering herself instead. Good thing she had the mind to pose in front of the camera while finger fucking her cunt. Very lucky for us to witness her naked glory all over last night’s dirty laundry. And if I’m not mistaken, she might even use these pictures as an invite to her birthday celebration. I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be one big orgy anyway.

So, Miley Cyrus might as well have bid her innocence goodbye with these pictures of her fucking her cunt out. But we all know there wasn’t much of that in the first place anyway.

Anna Faris spreading her pink pussy wide

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

I first noticed Anna Faris as the hot rebound girl in My Super Ex-Girlfriend and then as the butt exposing retired Playboy bunny in the movie The House Bunny. And she has not left my mind since.

Add these leaked photos of her spreading her cunt out and I’m all set. I could just imagine how to blow all that yummy smut off her very pink pussy and massaging her huge tits to get more to cum out. Let me rub that feathery shawl into and through your juicy clit before using it to tie both your hands together over on top of your head. I want to hear you scream and moan and groan in pleasure as I push my cock in and out of your cunt.

And if this bunny wants a bang in the ass, I’ll throw her a fuck in the ass, as well. Just open wide, Anna, my penis will come on hard, so hold tight.

Michelle Pfeiffer fingering her MILF pussy

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

She has portrayed a nasty lawyer, a troubled mother, a cocaine-addict trophy wife, a restauranteuse, a call girl, a lounge singer, a high school teacher, a US marine, an graying witch, Catwoman, and a lot more. But now, Michelle Pfeiffer breaks out from all that and comes out in our screens as who she really is: a cunt-baring slut.

I guess she’s finally realized that being naked and fingering yourself in front of the cameras is way more fun than emptying yourself out trying to portray all those different roles. And we’re not complaining. Everyone’s been eyeing that MILF cunt for the past years. We’re glad you’ve finally come to your senses Michelle, there’s a whole new audience waiting for your fuck fest movies. Count me in.

And I’m pretty sure we’ll get more of Michelle Pfeiffer fingering her cunt off for her new film. I mean, just look at how she can’t stop spreading her legs wide and fondling her momma pussy? I’d gladly wait to have a try at it sometime, along with those big momma tits. Yummy.

Kirsten Dunst’s spread pussy asking for a fuck

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

You would have to wonder why anyone would ever want to be cast in a movie involving spiders, its sticky webs and the promise of an impending death for your character . And then we see these naked pictures of Kirsten Dunst and know why.

This Hollywood actress, who played the role of Peter Parker’s girlfriend in the Spiderman series, is one lusty babe with a spitting wet cunt. Fulfilling our childhood imaginations, she gamely poses in a lacy raunchy Spiderman costume exposing her boobs and shaved pussy. And she’s not done since she’s also stationed herself on the edge of a building, spreading that fucking cunt like there’s no tomorrow. Forget Spidey, i want me some Kirsten Dunst’s shaved pussy!

Now if that’s not enough, she’s also made me blow a huge wad of jizz with this naked picture of her sitting spread legged with hands bound on top. Ooh, let me just swat that spider off and start fucking Kirsten Dunst’s spread cunt. It makes me so wet just imagining how hard and loud her moans will be, seeing as how she can’t move her hands to push me away when I sink my cock in harder into her G-spot. Well, this slut asked for it, anyway, didn’t she?

Avril Lavigne now fucks cunts

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Everyone’s favorite punk rock princess seemed to have lost the appetite for Sk8r Boys and has instead deflected her attention to (gasp!) smoking female blondes. You read that right, guys. Avril Lavigne, ranked number 24 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2008 list, is caught in naked pictures copping another girl.

If that’s her preference now, that’s perfectly fine by me, I mean, who doesn’t get turned on by two hot girls in the middle of lesbian sex? I know I do, and I already have my cock out just in case. And I can of course imagine how it would be like, with me ramming my cock simultaneously in Avril and her girltoy’s cunt, licking their clits and having them take turns sucking my dick. Ooh, I guess I just went into a Threesome Heaven.

So this is Avril Lavigne now. A cunt-loving slut who has sex with her chick then poses in front of the camera for it. Well, who are we to argue? At least we horndogs have each been given access to these cunt-licking naked pictures of her. So, enjoy!